Prontiiii viaaaaaa! But nooooo ... heck, it's early, it is still pitch dark outside! the alarm signals even 6:30 and I'm already tired, is at least an hour I turn around and turn around in bed thinking about the race ... I really have to stay the fuck at least relax, or when you start to really I'll be in a coma ...... no way, adrenaline is produced too, would make an insomniac dormouse hibernating ... what to do? Okay I get by, so the bed is likely to do two times around Cremona even before alzarmi.L 'heel elevator as well as calm the situation pre-racing helps me to really get this day and at an event like this deserves its beautiful foreplay, eh guys, this marathon, one of our city is not just a running race of 21 km and that's that, is something more, and how we must approach with a beautiful woman it step by step, the objective is not only beyond the tape to arrival, but everything there is to enjoy before, during and after vaiiii ... and then we start to prepare the bag, get dressed, and I have breakfast, anxiety has subsided temporarily, off the bed and everything is "light." The weather sucks, but today nothing threshing, no pool, no suntan lotion, today correeeee is, for us runners peel hard sun and blue sky are just unnecessary accessories ... ... foreplay continues, I find coffee, some double mocha, bisognini Various clothing divided 3C, group photos, and some double Bisognin ( I also heard a case of triple Bisognin) ... Yay anxiety, that good, that which is good, is back! we are all crowded and the music increases the adrenaline (as if any were needed) ready ... viaaaaa, well, this time we really, Via XX Settembre precise at 9:30 is like a big penis excited, its contraction produces huge orgasm departure, we are ejaculated out in the suburbs as many small sperm to the pursuit of their "egg to be fertilized." The semen in the early stages proceed faster and sent through the streets of downtown, now no one is tired of the heart pump each of 2600 participants goes beyond the cruise we have set, the first flying miles via.Alle held on the first shot view is fantastic from my position I see the first in the distance (obviously not the Kenyans, but the light horse), I ride for a while and can not see the snake's tail, hell I'm doing well, too well, I have to slow down? ? No it's too good to be from here, for now I enjoy it in this position, then when the legs start to complain I will give a straight esperti.È the advice of a book written, this distance requires the use of his legs and especially the brain, ok slow down, we are at the turning point, experts now recommend caution ... I need a visible reference, I look and before me there are so many jumping buttocks, right now I try my "ass guide" that will bring me close to the goal, the end of Via Bergamo find it, unfortunately is not a nice ass, belongs to a man and you will and not 15 years older than me, but that's great, is perfect, the way we become friends as well (I would like to specify that the close friendship with the owner of the ass) ... is a veteran of these races, encourages me, I takes ... fantastic time taking me to the objective and the effort almost did not warn you ... we are now, via del Sale is gone, via Cadore the flight path, are already in the pipeline. The cobblestone street is fraught Sicardo now my legs hurt, but it's a hot almost pleasant pain, the hard cobblestone is too short, as I lasted more you open the square, I do not feel anything, it screams to me speeker in the head but the only active sense is the view ... finitaaaa! amazing, wonderful, wonderful, I'm delighted, I've reached my goal, over the strip of my arrival was "egg to be fertilized, but I was not alone, I saw many of sperm departure to join his "egg", each happy to achieve much-needed and long-suffering ... The positive feelings experienced at this point are turning slowly in memories, in the afternoon are beached on the couch with her legs aching, rearrange my path back, over and over again, I'm happy with myself, pleased and gratified to have the marathon course and lived with the group of Cremona 3C.Questa "Chronicle 'a bit far-fetched and odd is also a more or less faithfully My emotions felt during the race yesterday, is intentionally represented in an almost anonymous as I hope and believe even your emotions have been the ... which, if there is no regret at all vogliatene good to those who wrote it, and even a little bit to those who have registered. But if instead we were able to bore you, believe that he has not done on purpose ... (if he has not understood this I have stolen!).
PS I have heard that a small sperm (Nadia) has not reached its "egg" in Piazza del Duomo ... tranqui beautiful, meeting with your "egg" has only been postponed, the big 3C Group is proud to have you in its ranks.
Written by Andrea (aka Chicken).
final rankings come 3C (complimenti!)
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