G - You know, doctor, my wife and I watch every Wednesday night on TV. It was she, my wife told me, Giancarlo, (I am) this depression cosmic thou hast said that depression is a cosmic, I'll can 'heal only Dr. Trillon, so here I am.
D - Well tell me ...
G - Yes.
D - Please.
G - Ah, I talk about my childhood. I am born with ...
D - it worth it?
G - Well, I thought ...
D - No, it is not necessary. As you know, with my new method of analysis, I omit the evocation of the past and concentrate on the penetration of contingency.
G - The penetrates ... He also wrote on his latest book. I've bought, you know, the expensive edition with DVD.
D - Have you read?
G - No, but my wife is reading it.
D - Well, tell me about you!
G - Elena my wife, I met at university.
D - No, you, Sir?
G - I , Giancarlo de Biase, staccato, capitalized, d 'b'.
D - E 'an obsessive, eh?
G - I told my wife: "You see, in recent times, things seem to be happy you sad, and then says that I see beautiful things, ugly.
D - What as see?
G - A mirrors.
D - What he sees good or bad?
G - Booyah!
D - No, it's horrible, is a gift, I have to keep. And the Smurf, how?
G - horrible, it should take.
D - The I chose! She has a depressive syndrome Heraclitean!
G - E serious doctor?
D - Eh? Oh dear ... Forget it. So ... work, how are you?
G - Well, thank you. Pretty good. It could get better.
D - Ah ah, here!
G - No, that is ultimately I have a promotion, then a young colleague has overtaken me.
D - Yes, I expected.
G - Why?
D - Eh, never mind. Well! But, you have something to compensate for his professional failure, I do not know, a sport, practice a sport?
G - sport, football, friends, every week, practicing, then came to me a bad bronchial pneumonia, and I stopped.
D - Ah, the fragile upland areas, the high streets. But anyway this is normal, because the calcium is actually goes on, you run, you sweat.
G - I was still standing, on the bench, always.
D - A h here, in fact I came back she was playing football, I did not drink, I go back for more.
G - What?
Forget it. In the family?
G - Eh! Family! Me and my wife. We have no children.
D - Fragility of low-lying areas, male infertility.
G - No, we did analysis could be my wife.
D - No look, two of his three are males, a statistical test, it is his fault, please. Well. Relations with his wife?
G - Well, we estimate, we often ...
D - No, meaning sexual relations. Well! Do not exaggerate!
G - No, a bar, twice a week, write.
D - And his wife?
G - Well, the same, it is only with me.
D - It Safe? He lives in a fantasy world.
G - Who?
D - you!
G - No, now that I think, actually ...
D - Forget it!
G - Lately I happen to have a feeling ...
D - Powerless coeundi
G - Please?
D - erectile dysfunction.
G - I do not understand
D - did not pull anymore ..
G - Exactly!
D - Exact
G - No, that is, yes, but my wife does not notice because other things she loves me.
D - E 'safe?
G - yes, she likes other things about me, more ...
D - Ah, ah, ah sense of humor.
G - I?
D - No, his wife. Well. There is something that the satisfaction from, say, a hobby, I do not know?
G - Hobbies? Photography!
D - Ah.
G - immodest, are a great photographer.
D - Bravo. And what do I photograph?
G - I love flowers, fruits, ortagi Basically everything that is nature.
D - Dead!
G - Is it bad? Pero 'are also specialized in archaeological subjects.
D - Ruins!
G - No, no! Historic monuments.
D - Yes, yes, I understand, ruins. But is not that these pictures makes me black and white?
G - Yes! The development and I die in less than an hour.
D - Ahiahiahi!
G - Why not right?
D - dichotoma between existence and nonexistence.
G - Please?
D - She is the pursuit of happiness, like everyone, but for her happiness lies not in the fullness of life, but nell'anientamento thereof.
G - That means that you ... no, no, do not tell me, I have to say?
D - say it, say it is not a bad thing, say it.
G - words You say that to me, the pursuit of happiness can 'only take place in ... death?
D - Bravo Giancarlo.
G - Exactly! Write: correct answer.
Well, we have concluded, time is up!
G - forty-five minutes have passed?
D - No, but we concluded
G - Then I go? I feel better already. And maybe come back another time? Okay. I do I live.
D - I live?
...
Hello Elena. Yes, yes, it is just left. No, no. Still! No, he does not suspect anything. Well! well, well, well, yes! Look, Helen, as it is released, does not come home alive. Yes, s'ammazza, yes, Helen, I tell you, s'ammazza. Trust me!
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